I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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