Nicole vs. Life
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
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