I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
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