He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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