Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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