We're like a lot better than the average bears
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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