I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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