Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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