I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Randomize
