Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Two words: nipple clamps
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