i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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