Just cropdusted the office
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
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WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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