just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
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Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
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just found out that she named her cat after me.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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