just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
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It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
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I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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