So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
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Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
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I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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