foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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