david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
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And to think..we used to do everything sober...
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
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Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
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