Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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