ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
