biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
