i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
so much tequila, so little girl.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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