I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
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Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
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Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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