I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
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after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I will be naked everywhere
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
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It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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