I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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