What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
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pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
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Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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