How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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