I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
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It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
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I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
We need to get me chipped asap
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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