Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
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Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
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Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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