bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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