Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
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Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
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This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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