maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
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i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
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I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
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Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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