That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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