how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Randomize
