I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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