I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
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