I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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