There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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