Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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