im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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