does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
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