yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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