I am puke
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
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I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
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and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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