Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
