Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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