at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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