I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
youre lurking in front of me
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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