I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
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I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
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My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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