You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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