This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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