I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
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the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
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GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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