Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
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So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
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I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
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