honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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