3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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