So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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