what if I'm pregnant?
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and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
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If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
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Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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