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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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