check it out our google latitudes are spooning
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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